10/05/2007
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The official unofficial Red Eye intros blog.
ABOUT
Red Eye is an irreverent pop culture and news show that airs on the Fox News Channel every night at 2am. It's hosted by Greg Gutfeld who has a unique way of introducing each guest on the night's panel. This blog is maintained by Alison Rosen, a frequent guest on the show and writer, with Gutfeld, of many of the introductions and other repeating elements. The title is an explanation and celebration of the show's offbeat humor and comes from something Gutfeld said in response to a guest's aghast reaction: "It's just wordplay, it's not sexual!" The fact that he wasn't wearing pants at the time somewhat undercut his point.
All material herein is the property of its authors. Steal it and someone will hunt you down.
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2 comments:
I posted this elsewhere but I shall post it again.
Alison: If beauty and brains were a washing machine, I'd open her up and put my dirty load inside her!!!
Kudos for an excellent show last night.
Michael
Louisiana.
I thought I would take a crack at these openers. Here are mine.
If beauty were an amusement park ride I would loose my lunch while riding her
If beauty were an amusement park ride I would scream while riding her
If brains and beauty were a submarine the navy would fill her full of worthy seamen
If intelligence were a parking space I would back slowly into him
If beauty were an umbrella I’d use her outside on a rainy day
If intelligence was a department store her clothes would be half off on the holidays
If brains were Dungeons and Dragons nerds would do her in their basement
If beauty were a sled I’d ride her in the snow
If beauty were an envelope I would moisten her with my tongue
If beauty were a bull I would try and ride her hard for eight seconds
If beauty were eggs I would take her over easy every morning.
If beauty were piano keys I would tickle her for crowds
If beauty were bad brakes she would make weird noises every time I used her
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