"Welcome to Red Eye, it's like animal planet but with more penetration."
guests: Anna David, John Ziegler, Mercedes Colwin, Kelli Zink, Griff Jenkins, Lynne Koplitz, Nikki Sixx
Intros:
If beauty were popcorn, I'd have her in a theater.
If legal expertise were a gavel, I'd bang her in a courtroom.
If scoops were champagne I'd pop him on special occasions.
If jokes were landfill, she'd be one hell of a dump.
If beauty were a forest, she would be a source of wood.
If brains were shuffleboard, I would do him on a cruise ship.
If beauty were a mattress, I’d flip her so she stays firm.
If jokes were English muffins, I’d fill her nooks and crannies with butter.
9/19/2007
Episode #?: Monday, Sept 17
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If Suzanne Sena were a feline, I would give her a bath like a momma cat gives her kittens
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