Red Eye starts

Red Eye starts when they turn the air conditioning down. I'm smuggling raisins here, people.

Red Eye starts when I finish ordering pet birds online. One murder of crows please.

Red Eye starts when I find my pet hamster. Man can those furry little bastards scurry.

Red Eye starts when I finish playing hide and seek. Ready or not Eduardo, here I come.

Red Eye starts when I take something for these cramps.

Red Eye starts when I break the sound barrier.

Red Eye starts when you tell me what's in these delicious muffins.

Red Eye starts now because if I go home first I'm not going back out.

Red Eye starts when you get it through your thick head that I'm a person with feelings too. God, I don't even know you anymore. (I don't even know who you are anymore)

Red Eye starts when you tell me why nothing I do is good enough.

Red Eye starts when I quit feeling sorry for myself.

Red Eye starts when I take trucker speed and clean the floor tiles.

Red Eye starts when I finish making stew.

Red Eye starts when I finish exfoliating.


Red Eye starts when I find the hidden image in this 3D picture. How do I do it again? Unfocus my eyes? What does that even mean?

Red Eye starts when I hide my porn.

Red Eye starts when I finish caulking these tiles.

Red Eye starts when I feng shui (phonetically: fung shway) my aura

Red Eye starts when I take some time to enjoy the view. Okay, I'm done.

Red Eye starts when I ditch this plague of locusts.

Red Eye starts when you tell me what you like best about me. Is it my eyes?

Red Eye starts when I finish taking this purity test. There's like 300 questions, people.

Red Eye starts when I train my toy poodles to smile for the camera.

Red Eye starts when I moisturize my unsightly heals.

Red Eye starts when I finish playing Flight of the Bumblebee on the bugle

Red Eye starts when I catch this spider, put it in cup and set it free outside.

Red Eye starts when I finish frosting my tips




Red Eye starts when I clip my cuticles


Red Eye starts when I remember what I was going to say. I think it was... oh nuts!


Red Eye starts when I find the perfect black cocktail dress.

Red Eye starts when I finish peeling these potatoes.

Red Eye starts when I finish my kegels.

Red Eye starts when I wake up. I'm having that dream where I really have to go to the bathroom again. OH NO!!!!!!!

Red Eye starts when you tell me what color my eyes are. You don't remember? How do you think that makes me feel?

Red Eye starts when you give me back my purse, you brute.

Red Eye starts when I finish writing fan fiction about Starlight Express. I love trains!

Red Eye starts when you quit being so selfish. Would it kill you to ask how *I'm* doing?

Red Eye starts when I get my pumps dyed to match my prom dress.

Red Eye starts when I finish saying goodnight to my stuffed animals.

Red Eye starts when I put my stuffed animals to bed. Hush! You'll wake them! (Hush, you'll wake Mr. Buttons)

Red Eye starts when I finish reading my horoscope.

Red Eye starts when I finish this crossword. Anyone know a four letter word for Richard?

Red Eye starts when I finish this jigsaw puzzle.

Red Eye starts when I put in my eyes.

Red Eye starts when I put on my face.

Red Eye starts when I wipe off this cold cream.

Red Eye starts when I finish moisturizing.

Red Eye starts when I find my pants.

Red Eye starts when the screaming stops.

Red Eye starts when I'm good and ready. I don't appreciate being rushed, people.

Red Eye starts when I finish tenting for termites. They're insatiable.

Red Eye starts when this coat of paint dries. Rust never sleeps, people.

Red Eye starts when I find my fuzzy slippers.

Red Eye starts now, which, in military time, is now.

Red Eye starts when I finish reading this Sweet Valley High book.

Red Eye starts when I finish reading this babysitters club book.


Red Eye starts when the someone tells me what's so funny. Come on guys. Do I have something on my face?

Red Eye starts when I finish photodocumenting the growth process of my baby zucchinis. Have you ever seen anything so adorable?

Red Eye starts when I finish changing all the Ds on my report card to As. Too ambitious? How about B pluses.

Red Eye starts when I figure out how to use the X-ray function on my digital camera.