Episode #??: Saturday Sept 15

"Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Mr. Belvedere but the pot roast tastes suspiciously like Wesley."

guests: Tia Brown, Chris Rovzar, Kirsten Powers, Courtney Friel

Intros:

If beauty were a gong I'd bang her repeatedly

If bone structure were cramps I'd have him once a month, am I right ladies?

If charm were inappropriate touching, he'd be my uncle

If brains were mildew, she'd be all over my shower curtain

If cuteness was a Justin Timberlake poster I'd nail her above my bed

If good looks and brains were logs on a fire, I'd poke her repeatedly.

This is Bill, he buys all his clothes at American Girl.

a publication I like to read while washing the blood off my fender