He's so smart…

if brains were a birthday cake people would sing and then I'd blow on him (people would sing while I blew him)

if brains were freeze dried ice cream, astronauts would eat him

if brains were wrinkle cream, I'd wouldn't go to sleep without rubbing him on my face

if brains were finger foods, I wouldn't know how to quit him

if brains were marshmallows, girlscouts would use him to make smores

if brains were cookies, girlscouts would sell him

if brains were a lamp I'd turn him on every night when the sun went down

if brains were collectible beanie babies I'd sell him on ebay

if brains were a sprained ankle I'd baby him

if brains were contacts I'd clean him out and then put him on my eyeballs

if brains were tentacles, he'd be an octopus

if brains were binge drinking, he'd be a sorority house